Cosmic-cube Keeper

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

A movie I didn’t like the look of, but when I finally watched it, actually liked ;-)  It was brilliant, period.

nagna-rell:

chronic-cat-lady:

goomyqueen:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound

lmao WHY?!

For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings.

AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)

Hmmm… Does the word “Skynet” ring a bell?

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

*cough* demon bus *cough*

polarisized:

Reblog if you miss Dolores Landingham. 

Debbie was awesome, but so was Dolores… and remember, she was Jed’s long-time friend…

hellfollowshim:

burntcandycorn:

littlebluecaboose:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

Re-reblogging because I checked Snopes, and not only is this shit true, but the text on this is pretty much the same as it is there! Stay safe, kiddos.

According to the US Department of Agriculture, these are currently the states and provinces in North America where Giant Hogweed is present. Even if your state/province is “clear” that doesn’t mean that it is not there. If you see Giant Hogweed in your yard or anywhere please call your DOA! This stuff is mad deadly!

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If you’re European…

"Uh… I’ll be leaving now…"

"Uh… I’ll be leaving now…"

Jesse and his companions are confused. “What the hell is THIS supposed to be?!”
Hmmm… aren’t I supposed to die from lethal levels of radiation here?  And I thought the flashback was supposed to last more than a second or so.  Hmmm… must be a TTW thing.

Jesse and his companions are confused. “What the hell is THIS supposed to be?!”

Hmmm… aren’t I supposed to die from lethal levels of radiation here?  And I thought the flashback was supposed to last more than a second or so.  Hmmm… must be a TTW thing.

Hmmmmmm…

Hmmmmmm…

xallylawlz:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

is that a chicken dying

*dies laughing*

TS4 Loading Times REVEALED!

sims4news:

One of the biggest downsides in The Sims titles has always been their load times. Currently I could fire up my Sims 3 neighborhood and safely go AFK for about 7-15 minutes before I get in-game. During the demo (which was stressed to be played on the alpha version of the same live client that players will have) it was amazing to see the initial load of the game take about 30-60 seconds. Another load into a gym lot took maybe 15 seconds, which was a short load time but much different to experience after playing in The Sims 3's open world so much recently.

I’d much rather have some 15-60 second load times than a 10-minute wait to get into my game, so I’m completely fine with how this works out! A further Twitter response from Sims 4 Producer Sarah Holding about load times was that “when you’re traveling between lots you incur a short load. There is only one lot that’s ‘active’ at any single time.”

On The Sims forums, a poster named Cinebar recently inquired whether or not there are loading screens tied to these extra load times. The answer is yes – even though the load times are short, you can expect to see the normal Sims-style loading screens with their silly phrases such as “reticulating splines” and the like!

(Source)

Talk to me after this game has 8 or more expansions, just as many “Stuff” packs, and gigabytes and gigabytes of user-made content added on top of it.

askhermamora:

emissaryelenwen:

wanderingmercenary:

lightofcrimea:

soul-of-space:

spitblaze:

furbearingbrick:

fuck

THEY CALL ME SPITFIYAAAAAAAH

HAHAHAHA THIS WORKS SO WELL

((So do I have to fight Russia now?))

(( I am a WANDERING MERCENARY.))

diplomacy skills with sassy sauce

………..I’m now a god of knowledge..yes

well… i mean… cosmic-cube-keeper, right? >:D

askhermamora:

emissaryelenwen:

wanderingmercenary:

lightofcrimea:

soul-of-space:

spitblaze:

furbearingbrick:

fuck

THEY CALL ME SPITFIYAAAAAAAH

HAHAHAHA THIS WORKS SO WELL

((So do I have to fight Russia now?))

(( I am a WANDERING MERCENARY.))

diplomacy skills with sassy sauce

………..I’m now a god of knowledge..yes

well… i mean… cosmic-cube-keeper, right? >:D

carryonmy-assbutt:

no fuck off 

Hmmmmm….

MAZHE: “Miss me?”
((He’s now wanted in two holds.  I unleashed a master-level fear spell in both places, most amusing.  He’s fled into the Reach, giving things a chance to cool off…))

MAZHE: “Miss me?”

((He’s now wanted in two holds.  I unleashed a master-level fear spell in both places, most amusing.  He’s fled into the Reach, giving things a chance to cool off…))

stories-are-magic:

So today I was reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and I was at the part where Hagrid gets the letter from the Ministry concerning Buckbeak. And the letter was headed with the words Dear Hagrid, and I thought “Why didn’t they use Hagrid’s last name?”

Then I was like

Wait

Hagrid is his last name

A further note to that… note the ministry’s tone in addressing him here.  It’s “Dear Hagrid”… not, “Dear Professor Hagrid”, or “Dear Mr. Hagrid”.  But it’s no surprise, given the ministry’s opinion, right?