Cosmic-cube Keeper

creativegames:

they fight the hunters, yet when i feed on those dead hunters, i get a bounty of 40 golds, even though the jarl and her court are vampires?  

You’ve turned the Jarl of Riften into a vampire.  Oh my… >:D

Oh dear.  I think I broke it…
((The cage came up with Miraak still alive… he was still twitching when I opened the book.  I was still able to get back to Solstheim, but now the music’s stuck in the ‘epic combat’ mode))

Oh dear.  I think I broke it…

((The cage came up with Miraak still alive… he was still twitching when I opened the book.  I was still able to get back to Solstheim, but now the music’s stuck in the ‘epic combat’ mode))

MAZHE: “Die…”

MAZHE: “Die…”

…I made it rain in Sovngarde…
((used the storm call shout just to see what it would do… not as effective as expected, but I did make it rain >:D ))

…I made it rain in Sovngarde…

((used the storm call shout just to see what it would do… not as effective as expected, but I did make it rain >:D ))

flashfireblu:

WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY TOO. Oh man I forgot the companions are apparently a bunch of nudists.

*cough* wardrobe malfunction *cough*

flashfireblu:

WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY TOO. Oh man I forgot the companions are apparently a bunch of nudists.

*cough* wardrobe malfunction *cough*

President Bartlet learns Zoey is dating Brantley Gilbert…

"I’m building a dungeon…"

chrisevans-leftboob:

God is real

Now if we could get him to do it wearing his Captain America outfit >:D

chrisevans-leftboob:

God is real

Now if we could get him to do it wearing his Captain America outfit >:D

shli1117:

Sam: The flue has been welded shut since 1896.
Josh: Well, that's probably it then.
Charlie: What are you doing?
Josh: Somebody started a fire in this fireplace, Charlie.
Charlie: If the smoke alarms go off, they're going to make me wake the President.
Sam: The President is a thousand yards over and two flights up.
Charlie: It's Secret Service procedure.
Josh: Well, let's get a fire extinguisher and put it out before the smoke alarms–
[The smoke alarms go off, interrupting him. Charlie glares at Josh and Sam. Sam looks down guiltily.]
...
President Bartlet: What?
Charlie: Mr. President, you know how you told me not to wake you up unless the building was on fire?

*dies laughing*

And in the last frame… I think Jed’s about ready to murder someone.

Brynjolf: "Grow back that missing limb!"
Dragonborn: "Dude there's no one who misses a limb in Sky-"
Brynjolf: "Unless... it's somewhere where you can't see."
Dragonborn:
Brynjolf:
Dragonborn:
Brynjolf: :)
Dragonborn: "I'm fuckin' outta' here."
flash-puke:

One of my favorite gifs of all time

- killin’ me here…

flash-puke:

One of my favorite gifs of all time

- killin’ me here…

Mazhe has a new toy…
((it’s noisy, and it fucks people up quite nicely >:D ))

Mazhe has a new toy…

((it’s noisy, and it fucks people up quite nicely >:D ))

allaboutskyrim:

Let the games begin.

allaboutskyrim:

Let the games begin.

I know, it’s old hat by this point, but still… most satisfying to get these :D

I know, it’s old hat by this point, but still… most satisfying to get these :D

alternicobase:

Truth

As a Canadian, I concede your prowess, comrade…
>:D

alternicobase:

Truth

As a Canadian, I concede your prowess, comrade…

>:D